Chuck's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[!!kyles mom!! (fixed)]

Jesus fucking Christ!

You rip a song from south park, then throw in some shitty animation(?), and get a 2.83 out of it. I wish i had the artistic talent to be able to do something like this. Why do any WORK any more, and go through the hastle of making a good movie to get high scores, when you can just as easily throw a funny song in with some shitty animation and get a good score with no effort at all? Go choke on a cock.

[Eminem in: Scard Straight]

"Shut the fuck up!"

This is hilarious! I hate Eminem and his bitchy "i'm a badass from detroit" attitude. The drawing wasn't really "top notch" or the the synching the mouth movements with the sound, but the sound was the BEST! "Why the fuck are you named after a piece of candy!? You must be a candy ass!"

[Xoz - Episode 1 - Trailer]

This is just stupid

The trailer pretty much sucked. The sound quality, even though the Photek song is cool, just sucked. It wasn't very clear at all. The "Chinese" guy or whoever it was was ugly as hell. And even though the movies by Damian were good, you decide to hold a grudge against him because he said he didn't like your trailer. It's not his fault your movie sucks. insta-zero!

[Portal Detour]

finally, a movie that isn't all text.

It's about time something like this came around. I was getting sick of movies crying about how they're sick of crappy movies. This one acually has some suggestions. I kind of like the Photek loop in there too. But one question, when are we gonna see a plot in This is not a test, and a movie more than a few seconds long?

[This is not a Test 4]

God Dammit!

You always have to cut off like that, don't you? Stop making us beg like little kids! I just love this series, and the music is great. But stop torturing us like this!

[Titanic Music Vid. HAHA]

One i've seen OVER AND OVER ALREADY!

That was a funny sound file. it made me laugh. But this is JUST ANOTHER FUCKING MOVIE WHERE THE MAKER RIPPED A SOUND FILE OFF AND THREW IN SOME SHITTY ARTWORK. Enough already, god damn it! Create something original for fuck's sake! You get a big fat fucking 0!

[Newgrounds:Justice Served]

and this is in the top five?

I could tell by the pre-loader that this was going to suck. the music was all chopped up, and the point of the movie would make sense-if it hadn't been repeated 40 times already! movies can have meaning, but it should be something ORIGINAL. By the way, it's FAH-Q.

[Snookie Knows Whassup!!!]

Snookie showed you all wazzup, Bitch!

This is deffinitely one of the better movies in the portal, and the best anti-wazzup movie of them all! It does an almost perfect job of making fun of a fad that should have ended with the first Elian spoof. And the last line, "Snookie just showed you ALL wazzup, bitch!" is classic. This movie deserves a 9! (almost nothing can be perfect.)