Chuck's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Robocop-PD]

In-fucking-credible!

How can people complain about long download times when they have a cable modem? Try a 28.8k connection, that really sucks! But the download time doesn't mean anything to me anyways. This was great. The animation and graphics were awesome, sound was fine by my standards. This deserves the nuber one spot in the portal. Hope those corporate fucks at Orion don't shut you down again.
(by the way, where do you get the explosion animations from?)

[Pope DJ]

Dumb ass catholics

I wish they would just realize they still believe in a religion that sould have died very long ago. This movie made me laugh, and that's all that matters to me. I sorta liked the music, too. Keep up the good work. If your critics think their offended now, wait until i release "Blow Away A Bible Beater".

[Feminem Parody]

Advertising? Huh?

This "slim anus" parody is the best i've heard yet. I hate the skinny little prick as much as the guys who made the movie. The graphics were great and the audio was funny(but got off tempo for a second). But i wonder what the hell people are talking about when they say lockwave is using the portal for advertising. All i see is a good movie with a link to the creators website on the beginning and end, the same as everyone else's movies! Advertising would be a movie on NOTHING but links to the website! This is not advertising, this is a movie like any other in the portal.

[End The Stick Films!]

Ok...

Well, at least it wasn't ALL stick figures. But that's about the only good point. Anti-stick figure movies are old and boring. And i couldn't hear the speech. "brhh-brhhh-brhrhhhh-brhh-bru u". Huh? It wasn't too bad, but it still shouldn't have made the daily top 5

[Scatman's Cotton Eye Joe]

That was a pile of dog shit!

I can't believe this was in the daily top 5. I see now that the rating is going down, which is good. Everyone before has already pointed out what sucks about this: The graphics and song aren't yours or even entertaining, you've just been repeating the same fucking movie over and over, and scatman doesn't even sing this song! X for this one!

[Spear Huntin' Vixens]

This is what makes the portal worthwhile!

This is hilarious all the way through. i've watched this thing a dozen times already(By the way, which CD is that Lords of acid track on?) If anyone's curious, i found the easter egg. Just click on Yumenum after he gets speared. There's a few jerky parts in here, like how britany got her boob speared(it just looks all messed up, a fish flies by, their heads get bigger, then it shows britany with a spear poking out) And It looks like Christina throws the spear into the ground, not really at the dog. But this still remains one of the funniest portal enteries.

[Rage Against the Pop star]

Just what i didn't want to see

This just disgusted me. Stupid "concept", dumb pictures. Id i wanted to look at gay porn, i'd go to gaymen.com

[Why???]

WTF?

Jesus Christ, that was definitely screwed up! And it made me laugh my ass off, too! I just about srarted to bang my head against the monitor just like that guy! I'm gonna have to watch this a few more times.

[Tommunism Campaign 2000]

But i wanna see the puppy die!

This was good for a chuckle or two. I think maybe "hail to the cheif" or some other march playing in the background would make it even better.

[Free Dirty Needles]

Yet another movie from T Bailey

Damn, you're on a hot streak. the graphics are great, the song is cool, and it all makes for a damn good movie. Keep this up and you could practically rule the portal. By the way, are you thinking of creating an entire mini series with plot, action, the works? With the work you do, that would just be incredible. If you have story problems, just ask around newgrounds. There's plenty of creative people here.