Score: 7

"just sick"

submission: Bathroom

date: July 30, 2000

This is pretty funny, and i've seen the same joke copied by the yankeeville cartoon. The graphics aren't the best, but who cares.

Score: 10

"Just beautiful"

submission: 29 Cents In Life

date: July 30, 2000

This is The best movie i've seen, period. It really shows you how everything you have in life-your job, your family-can all be taken away at any moment, so cherish every moment you get. This one almost made me cry, too. Everyone has to agree, this movie deserves the no. 1 spot above that stupid Cootie's bar movie.

Score: 7

"finally, a movie that isn't all text."

submission: Portal Detour

date: July 30, 2000

It's about time something like this came around. I was getting sick of movies crying about how they're sick of crappy movies. This one acually has some suggestions. I kind of like the Photek loop in there too. But one question, when are we gonna see a plot in This is not a test, and a movie more than a few seconds long?

Score: 9

"God Dammit!"

submission: This is not a Test 4

date: July 30, 2000

You always have to cut off like that, don't you? Stop making us beg like little kids! I just love this series, and the music is great. But stop torturing us like this!

Score: 0

"One i've seen OVER AND OVER ALREADY!"

submission: Titanic Music Vid. HAHA

date: July 30, 2000

That was a funny sound file. it made me laugh. But this is JUST ANOTHER FUCKING MOVIE WHERE THE MAKER RIPPED A SOUND FILE OFF AND THREW IN SOME SHITTY ARTWORK. Enough already, god damn it! Create something original for fuck's sake! You get a big fat fucking 0!

Score: 7

"What the fuck was that?"

submission: Your Insanity

date: July 30, 2000

That was one of the strangest movies i've seen for a while. Not too bad though, i guess. but it didn't make much sense in the beginning.

Score: 2

"and this is in the top five?"

submission: Newgrounds:Justice Served

date: July 30, 2000

I could tell by the pre-loader that this was going to suck. the music was all chopped up, and the point of the movie would make sense-if it hadn't been repeated 40 times already! movies can have meaning, but it should be something ORIGINAL. By the way, it's FAH-Q.

Score: 9

"Snookie showed you all wazzup, Bitch!"

submission: Snookie Knows Whassup!!!

date: July 27, 2000

This is deffinitely one of the better movies in the portal, and the best anti-wazzup movie of them all! It does an almost perfect job of making fun of a fad that should have ended with the first Elian spoof. And the last line, "Snookie just showed you ALL wazzup, bitch!" is classic. This movie deserves a 9! (almost nothing can be perfect.)