Score: 4

"Good idea, shitty execution"

submission: Portal Trivia

date: August 17, 2000

This is a good idea, but why did you do it so half-assed? spelling mistakes are everywhere, and the graphics suck. One of the questions is pretty unclear. In the horny scarecrow, he says if i only had a DING, not dane, and that's not the only one like that. and maybe a few more sound and special effects.

Score: 8

"This is one of the best series in the portal"

submission: This is not a Test 5

date: August 16, 2000

I like the whole TINAT series a lot. The animation was good, but the sound quality was kind of bad. Don't worry about long loading times. Once they see a great movie flashing in their faces, they forget completely that they had to wait a few minutes for it to load. I have a modem still (on a 28k wire at that), so i'm used to waiting for movies to load. I can't wait to see where this series goes.

Score: 0

"I'm still gonna bitch!"

submission: Phone Fun: Colostomy Bag

date: August 12, 2000

Come on, don't you learn from anything? sure it's fun to get in the top 5, but do something to DESERVE IT! I could do this kind of crap, without any effort and easily get a high rating, but i wouldn't get respect from anybody. Your older work gets more respect than this shit.

Score: 6

"Ha!"

submission: The L-C Project

date: August 11, 2000

that was pretty good, even though the animation sucked. just so damn goofy!

Score: 0

"God you suck"

submission: Phone Fun: Water Surveyor

date: August 11, 2000

This is a funny file like the last one, but come on, not even a LITTLE animation? You only use the sound file to skip to the top you cheap fuck. Big X, i hope you get banned or your "movie" gets deleted.

Score: 0

"Hilarious!"

submission: PhoneFun: Angry Janitor

date: August 11, 2000

That was the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard in my life! But this isn't the sound file portal, based on who finds the funniest sound file, this is the FLASH portal, which means you're supposed to make something original. All you did was use a sound file that would make everyone's day to skip your way to the top. Eat shit.

Score: 8

"Faaan-tabulous!"

submission: True Love

date: August 9, 2000

Very good job on this one. I like the abstract look of that one guy, and the way you made the room rotate. That worked well, and gave the video a 3D feel, very nice touch. Keep up and keep making this great stuff!(as if you don't get that enough already)

Score: 6

"At least it didn't use a ripped song from napster"

submission: Unreality (KoRn Video)

date: August 6, 2000

That was alright. You made good use of shadowing, the reflection, etc. But i don't get why you used a washed up, sold out band like korn in your video. And the video didn't make much sense either. I'll still give you a semi-good rating, since you obviously spent time on this, and didn't decide to play a stupid song over crappy animation, like most of these high rated movies. Hope you keep improving, you could make some movies that deserve to be in at least the top 50 some day.

Score: 0

"absolute shit"

submission: Bimbo #5

date: August 6, 2000

I tried something new with this, uh, "movie". Half way through it, i turned my monitor off. And guess what? It was funnier than before because i didn't have to watch your shitty "animation"!(a simple mouth movement like that isn't really animation) You didn't even take the time during the few minutes you spent on this to make a replay button! Pat yourself on the back, you lost all respect by the good animators of this site and earned a big fucking zero!

Score: 3

"This is getting old"

submission: Flame Demo

date: August 6, 2000

This movie has a potential of being good, but you just HAD to beg for a high vote, didn't you? Don't you ever read any other reviews? It just pisses us all off! my turn, make the movie and i will vote higher for you.