Score: 7

"Not bad, not bad at all..."

submission: Dont kill the ninja

date: October 30, 2000

This was pretty good. The drawings weren't really great, but the animation looked great. it was smooth and fast paced. Loops were pretty cool. By the way, if you read this, can you e-mail me telling me who the artists were that you got the loops from, especially the first.

Score: 0

"More bullshit filling the portal"

submission: Funny pics(another 1)

date: October 24, 2000

The pictures were funny, but i've seen half of them already. Flash isn't the tool for slideshows, powerpoint is. You didn't even create any of these images. Your grammar and spelling is pretty bad, too. If you decide to submit something, make it original, not this kind of cheap clone shit.

Score: 10

"In-fucking-credible!"

submission: Robocop-PD

date: October 20, 2000

How can people complain about long download times when they have a cable modem? Try a 28.8k connection, that really sucks! But the download time doesn't mean anything to me anyways. This was great. The animation and graphics were awesome, sound was fine by my standards. This deserves the nuber one spot in the portal. Hope those corporate fucks at Orion don't shut you down again.
(by the way, where do you get the explosion animations from?)

Score: 7

"Dumb ass catholics"

submission: Pope DJ

date: September 27, 2000

I wish they would just realize they still believe in a religion that sould have died very long ago. This movie made me laugh, and that's all that matters to me. I sorta liked the music, too. Keep up the good work. If your critics think their offended now, wait until i release "Blow Away A Bible Beater".

Score: 8

"Advertising? Huh?"

submission: Feminem Parody

date: September 27, 2000

This "slim anus" parody is the best i've heard yet. I hate the skinny little prick as much as the guys who made the movie. The graphics were great and the audio was funny(but got off tempo for a second). But i wonder what the hell people are talking about when they say lockwave is using the portal for advertising. All i see is a good movie with a link to the creators website on the beginning and end, the same as everyone else's movies! Advertising would be a movie on NOTHING but links to the website! This is not advertising, this is a movie like any other in the portal.

Score: 5

"Ok..."

submission: End The Stick Films!

date: September 14, 2000

Well, at least it wasn't ALL stick figures. But that's about the only good point. Anti-stick figure movies are old and boring. And i couldn't hear the speech. "brhh-brhhh-brhrhhhh-brhh-bru u". Huh? It wasn't too bad, but it still shouldn't have made the daily top 5

Score: 0

"That was a pile of dog shit!"

submission: Scatman's Cotton Eye Joe

date: September 12, 2000

I can't believe this was in the daily top 5. I see now that the rating is going down, which is good. Everyone before has already pointed out what sucks about this: The graphics and song aren't yours or even entertaining, you've just been repeating the same fucking movie over and over, and scatman doesn't even sing this song! X for this one!

Score: 9

"This is what makes the portal worthwhile!"

submission: Spear Huntin' Vixens

date: August 25, 2000

This is hilarious all the way through. i've watched this thing a dozen times already(By the way, which CD is that Lords of acid track on?) If anyone's curious, i found the easter egg. Just click on Yumenum after he gets speared. There's a few jerky parts in here, like how britany got her boob speared(it just looks all messed up, a fish flies by, their heads get bigger, then it shows britany with a spear poking out) And It looks like Christina throws the spear into the ground, not really at the dog. But this still remains one of the funniest portal enteries.

Score: 10

"How could anyone vote this badly?"

submission: RE-tards

date: August 24, 2000

This is a masterpiece! The graphics, sound, twisting plot, drama, everything's there! This movie is an absolute rollercoaster ride for the eyes! perfect 10!

Score: 0

"Even more shit!"

submission: BE_MY_INTERN

date: August 23, 2000

Christ, i thought i'd never see another one of these again. Here's a hint. Try turning your monitor off. It's still just as funny, isn't it? Even though some of the pictures were funny, this is still an unoriginal idea.